HOLY SHIT I HAVE OVER 1620 FOLLOWERS! Never thought I’d get this far. Just January I got to 1,000. Wow, you guys are fucking awesome, seriously; so here’s my second give away! Now due to low funds, it isn’t huge like most, but fuck it, let’s do it anyway. So here’s what the winner ( or winners ) can choose /get:
- ANY PAIR(s) OF SOCKS/TIGHTS FROM SOCKDREAMS
- ONE PAIR(s) OF CONTACTS FROM PINKYPARADISE
- ONE ( or two ) WIGS
- ONE OR TWO PAIRS OF EYELASHES ( price permitting )
NOT SHOWN: 20$ WORTH OF BEN NYE MAKEUP OF YOUR CHOICE!
We all fucking love makeup, especially homestuck cosplayers! Aww yiss, free makeup. So here are my rules, they’re so simple.
CONTEST ENDS: July 5th 2013 MIDNIGHT EST
- YOU HAVE TO BE FROM THE US / CANADA / PUERTO RICO
( but if your country’s shipping is low, let me know! )
- REBLOG AS MANY TIMES BUT FOR FUCK’S SAKE PLEASE, TAG THIS AS ‘GIVEAWAY’ DO NOT PISS YOUR FOLLOWERS OFF, IT ISN’T WORTH SPAMMING THEIR DASHBOARDS.
- ONE LIKE ONLY COUNTS, So hey, like once, reblog whenever you want.
- DO NOT, PLEASE, DO NOT, MESSAGE ME ASKING: omfg plz pick me! pleaseee
No, I will not pick you because you begged me. RANDOM GENERATOR PICKS, NOT I.
- You do NOT have to follow me, but hey, it’d be awesome if you were a follower.
- KEEP YOUR ASK BOX OPEN, no ask box , no prize.
- You don’t have to be part of the homestuck fandom, nor do you have to know who i am.
Uh, that’s about it. I’m probably going to regret posting this give away. Haha!
At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT
OH MY GOD
ITS LIKE A TELETUBBY
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
^^^^^^^i didn’t even try to coordinate this
THING YOU CAN WIN:
- a custom figurine like the ones above
- they are made from polymer clay and painted with acrylics
- maybe 6 inches size????i din’t measure
- IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE HOMESTUCK. i will do whatever you want as long as you can provide me with refs. also i’m not making a sex thing don’t be a dick be a dude.
- i will throw candy and shit in your package if i remember and probably write you a thank you note
- this is thanks to my followers for putting up w/ my shit (read: you must be following me to participate)
- reblog whatever you want, i’m not gonna check that shit. likes count too.
- make sure your askbox is open so i can contact you
- if i don’t hear back in 24 hours i will select another winner
- you gotta give me your address, how else can i ship the thing
- be patient with me to finish this thing. it might take me a few weeks or longer depending on how much free time i have (but i will keep you updated on progress with wips)
ends july 21 (weird date i know, i didn’t think this through. day after my birthday seems sensible)
EDIT: YES I’LL SHIP INTERNATIONALLY
I love you, I want you, I need you in my life…
naia we are so doing this.
when i’m done with school, i’m celebrating with these
Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
you go doris
NOW MIT SOURCEN
it’s probably somewhere on her tumblr as well but iunno
oh god, I miss her so much…
She’s on tumblr! Right over here!
As a thank you to my
nearly satanic number oflovely followers, have a summer long clothing giveaway! Because who doesn’t want some neat-o clothes for free?
1. One Cat Zipper Mouth Sweater (Or a T-Shirt version if you prefer)
2. Your choice of ONE pair of tights, of the three options pictured above!
3. And a bonus prize if you’re following my blog- a Winged Hoodie!
- The end date is AUGUST 30th at 11:59PM [EST]
- Likes and reblogs both count.
- Shipping to anywhere in North America is GUARANTEED. Anywhere else I may need to work something out with you.
- You must be comfortable with giving me the sizes you’ll need, and your address.
- You’ll need to have your askbox or submit open so I’m able to contact you!
If you have any questions that aren’t answered here, feel free to ask away! uvu
It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs.
It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs.
how old is google?
google is 13 today
Hello! As of today, I’ve reached 300 followers, and to commemorate this momentous occasion, I’m hosting a giveaway!
What you’ll win
- Any figure from amazon (or any other reliable figure site) worth up to 50 USD (shipping not included)
- Any wig from a reliable site up to 35 USD (shipping not included)
- I’ll commission a piece for you, anything you want!
You don’t have to be following me, but if you do, and you win, you’ll get an extra special something at the end! Shipping internationally will not be an issue!
It will end on June 30 at 11:59 EST, and I will be picking a winner immediately after using a random number generator. Likes don’t count, only reblogs, and as many times as you want (without upsetting your followers)! Sideblogs are fine, but not giveaway blogs.
Make sure you keep your ask boxes open, as that is how I’ll be contacting you! I will wait three days after the giveaway ends. If you do not answer by July 3, I will be picking a different winner.
Thank you, and good luck! >uo